Today was a bad day so I sat on the couch moping and whining. Then my hubby Pulled me into him, showed me his phone, and said “here are some cross eyed animals to make you happy.”

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I think we were spoiled before the army. When you do something good, either nothing happens or you get rewarded. When you do something bad, either nothing happens or you get punished.
Now it’s
Do something good, get punished
Do something bad, get rewarded
I’m dumbfounded

OMG THIS IS MEEEEE THIS IS MEEEEE THIS IS MEEEEEEE

OMG THIS IS MEEEEE THIS IS MEEEEE THIS IS MEEEEEEE

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Embracing the selfie one gloomy day at a time

Embracing the selfie one gloomy day at a time

"Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed."

Michelle K., I Can’t Stop Questioning It.  (via enures)

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
I love my hubby

I love my hubby

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS LETS TAKE A PICTURE

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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Peters brother texting me for advice is like the sweetest thing. He can be so sassy and teenager-ish but when he needs his sissy he needs his sissy